Fluke Infanticide (Poetry)
28th May 2023
(or Almost Justified)
Right from the start she
was downright awkward
petulant, angry
and stubbornly-jawed
she glowered and spat
Not a sweet baby
borderline ugly
some throwback maybe
lumpy not cuddly
but worse than all that
She howled banshee-shrill
it ripped through the wall
continued until
they answered her call
and fed the foul brat
The neighbours complained
she woke half the block
bad parenting blamed
they reeled from the shock
denying it flat
One sleep-broken night
how loud the child bawled
a brief pillow fight
and nine-nine-nine called
kid smothered by cat
Right from the start she
was downright awkward
petulant, angry
and stubbornly-jawed
she glowered and spat
Not a sweet baby
borderline ugly
some throwback maybe
lumpy not cuddly
but worse than all that
She howled banshee-shrill
it ripped through the wall
continued until
they answered her call
and fed the foul brat
The neighbours complained
she woke half the block
bad parenting blamed
they reeled from the shock
denying it flat
One sleep-broken night
how loud the child bawled
a brief pillow fight
and nine-nine-nine called
kid smothered by cat