Wrong Again (Poetry)
26th March 2023
It wasn’t Father’s first mistake
it wouldn’t be his last
and Mother told him off again
as she’d done in the past
He took it well — he always did
no argument or fuss
he didn’t even raise his voice
and shout a bit or cuss
Instead he said “I’m sorry, dear”
and gave a heartfelt sigh
then Mother bustled round while she
considered a reply
“Apology accepted, George
but for the umpteenth time
I wish you would remember that
the strawberry soap is mine
“and please don’t use the yellow towel
when you know yours is blue —
it really isn’t much to ask
what am I s’posed to do?”
Well, Father pondered this awhile
and slowly shook his head
aware that he was in the wrong
no matter what he said
“I’m sorry — I’m a hopeless case ...”
he offered a weak smile
his wife the judge and jury in
his life’s unending trial
It wasn’t Father’s last mistake
(his wrong-doing grew worse)
his fate long sealed — he just endured
this “plainly guilty” curse
it wouldn’t be his last
and Mother told him off again
as she’d done in the past
He took it well — he always did
no argument or fuss
he didn’t even raise his voice
and shout a bit or cuss
Instead he said “I’m sorry, dear”
and gave a heartfelt sigh
then Mother bustled round while she
considered a reply
“Apology accepted, George
but for the umpteenth time
I wish you would remember that
the strawberry soap is mine
“and please don’t use the yellow towel
when you know yours is blue —
it really isn’t much to ask
what am I s’posed to do?”
Well, Father pondered this awhile
and slowly shook his head
aware that he was in the wrong
no matter what he said
“I’m sorry — I’m a hopeless case ...”
he offered a weak smile
his wife the judge and jury in
his life’s unending trial
It wasn’t Father’s last mistake
(his wrong-doing grew worse)
his fate long sealed — he just endured
this “plainly guilty” curse